Award Show Fashion

I'm not sure if this is typical because I'm a girl, but I love award show season. I love seeing what all the celebrities are wearing because I always like to try new things and to see what looks good with what and on who. Not to mention I love to see who wins awards and to see the faces on the losers when their names aren't announced (that sounds mean but oh well, we can't all win Oscars). 


I also love the E! network and I always watch Fashion Police with Joan Rivers. She is hilarious and rips on everyone and everything they wear if its ridiculous. Then again, I am not too sure of why she has the right to say anything when any one in the world can rip on her for having the most outlandish plastic surgery ever. 


Another "celebrity" that is on Fashion Police is Kelly Osborn. This confuses me because I'm pretty sure a couple years ago, before she lost all the weight, she was getting criticized for the "punk" outfits she was wearing. I do not understand what type of credibility the four stars of FP have on me or anyone on  the street for that matter. I can say the same things about people's outfits and dresses at awards shows as they can, yet I don't have a show and these people aren't even celebrities. 


Even though this show is so funny because of what people actually leave the house in and with the comments that are said, what does it even matter what celebs wear? We can't afford their clothes to copy their look anyways!!

BGC

Bad Girls Club is the most ridiculous show on television. That is saying something because in this day in age there are so many reality shows on TV that are completely ridiculous but this one has Toddlers in Tiaras beat. When I watch BGC I think to myself, why am I even wasting my time and brain cells. I firmly believe people who watch that show get slowly stupid as the episode drags on. But bad TV is good TV.


These girls that live in the house each season are beyond obnoxious in every way possible. They give a bad name to every type of female out there. If they do even have jobs, they will get fired after their bosses see the episodes of them screaming in people's faces, being a whore, and throwing their roommates' belongings into the pool. I would hope that their families do not support this behavior and if so, they are just as fucked up as their child. They always say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 


This part of the show kills me. They all talk to the camera alone and have vent sessions and complain about each other. They all say that they are mature this and that. I'm sorry if you were a mature adult you would not have even applied to be on this circus of a show. One of the girls Char is 27, when all the other girls are 21 and 22 years old. Every episode Char acts as if she is the nurturing, motherly type and the most mature one. Who was throwing all the roommates' stuff over the balcony and in the pool last episode? You were Char. Just you. 


All in all, I believe these girls need to go to boot camp. And the one that the Maury show sends those train wreck teens off to. No one, especially females, should act the way the girls of the Bad Girls Club do. They are animals that should spent a couple nights in jail and/or a zoo. 

RaNDoM

To be honest, today I cannot really think of anything to write about. So I apologize ahead of time if I get a little ADD on ya!

So the other I was sitting in one of my classes thinking that I have no clue what’s going on and I’ve been to every class, physically that is. I’m not so sure about mentally.  I just still feel as if I am in the first week of school in two specific classes. I am probably used to structured classes that are always on schedule. Usually in many classes I have been in we take notes and that’s about all the class entails, which is fine by me. In both these classes its constant discussion in small groups. Sometimes that gets old and the teachers need to change it up (especially when I feel like I am in third grade with the questions I have to answer).

Then while I was between these two classes I witnessed an unusually argument. I’m not sure if it is just me, but I feel like I ALWAYS witness the most random things on a daily basis, but it makes me laugh and spices up my boring day. Anyways, I was waiting for class and this kid came out and approached another student by saying “Don’t ever fucking disrespect me again in class when I’m talking”. Blah Blah Blah. The kid getting yelled at didn’t seem to care as he continued to wrap up his iPod and earphones. At first I thought they were two friends joking, but as the one sided argument went on I found that this boy was not joking.

Today, I was at the doctor and the waiting room was a zoo. I’m a huge fan of people watching. It is something I do every second of the day. Probably why I have no clue what’s going on in those classes I mentioned above. So I was watching this lady reading her bill from her son’s wisdom teeth surgery and she didn’t look too happy. Then this Asian couple was there and wanted nothing to do with one another. The husband looked like he wanted to shoot his wife in the calf and the wife was dumber than a box of rocks. She was reading a checklist of symptoms for her teeth or something, which was on a piece of paper on a clipboard. When she finished her checklist on the page, she flipped the clipboard over as if there was going to be more information on the back of that and not on the back of the paper. Gotta love the stuff I see. I sometimes wonder if I just have the pure luck to witness the most ridiculous stuff or I just observe things and people WAY too much!

Teeth!

So who would have thought that one day I would be back to eating baby food... Well the time came this weekend after getting my wisdom teeth out. First of all, I highly suggest to be put to sleep for this procedure because you wake up feeling great. But then when you wake up from your nap a couple hours later after your procedure, you better have a Vicodin in hand. Once the pain killers they give you wear off you're gonna need something.


Not to mention, along with the pain, I look like I belong in the Alvin and The Chipmunks movie, part 1 and 2. I also already have rather large lips and to realize the amount those bad boys can swell up is pretty overwhelming. To tie this in with eating, it took me 45 minutes to eat a yogurt because my whole face was still numb and swollen and I felt slightly challenged. Let's just get this straight, I LOVE food. So when it came time for my daily cravings I didn't know what to do or eat. I have now found a new love for broth and baby food.


A couple more great times to this surgical procedure was when they strapped all the oxygen and handy dandy equipment onto my body I felt like an alien and then attempt one of the IV did not go as planned. It didn't hurt which was a plus but I woke up with a large bruise and red rash around that area. I hope I don't have to slap them with a law suit in a week or two for using a meth addict's needle for my IV. 

Gladly, IV attempt 3 went as planned. And the last fun instance that happened was they told me as I was going "under" that I might have an asthma attack when I wake up so they hope I brought my inhaler, which I forgot so that was grand as I was being put to sleep. 


After I just sounded like a complete drama queen after this surgery on my wisdom teeth, I would like to set the record straight that this wasn't that bad at all. With my luck I knew this was going to happen and I wasn't nervous at all. Just makes for a funny story and good blog material. 

Police Shows

I am currently watching Police Women of Cincinnati” and these people are a complete joke. And by people I mean the suspects. I am convinced the majority of them do not even speak the English language. They say the most ridiculous things, whether they have been dropped on the head as infants or on a whole lot of crack, or maybe both, that I am not sure of.

I watch a lot of cop shows, reality and drama series like Law and Order SVU, and the suspects will deny, deny, deny until they day they die. One thing I can’t wait for when I become a cop is to bring home stories of these ridiculous people because I just get a kick of them.

About 5 minutes ago a lady called 911 about a breaking and entering situation. The two female police officers got to the scene and a women came to the door, keep in mind her eyes were a centimeter away from bulging out of her eye sockets, and said that the energy company came to her apartment and turned off her electricity and was demanding the police to turn it back on because “it was a crime”. I’m just going to throw it out there that I would assume no one even came in her house and that her power was turned off due to bills not being paid.

It was humorous because the cop was messing with the lady by saying she was going to go downstairs to get her toolbox to fix her electricity. Then for some reason they lady said she couldn’t walk and doesn’t walk when she just did from her kitchen to the door. Then she said “no I only walk back and forth sometimes”. Um I’m sorry, what? Then when the cop was questioning her on that she then proceeded to say she doesn’t speak English either. She was full on speaking clearly with no accent at all.

Ijust can’t get enough of these shows. They are interesting because I want to be a cop and I’ve been listening to stories like this my whole life from my dad and the ridiculous people on the shows keep people like me coming back for more.

Valentine's Day

I am sure that most girls around love Valentine’s Day. Most of guys around absolutely hate it. Christmas seemed like it was 2 minutes ago and now they got to get their girlfriends or wives something else! I personally do not see the point of this “holiday” and do not expect anything from my boyfriend. But many girls do and I am sure they would break up with their boyfriend or start a fight with their spouse if they received nothing and I bet they make that known. Happy wife, happy life, if ya know what I’m sayin.

I personally believe that there is no need for a day to tell someone you love them and to give an “I love you” teddy bear. No thanks but A for effort. Today, I was out to breakfast and our waiter asked us what he should get his girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.  He said he was going to be with her the week after because she lives out of the state but he still wanted to send her something. I could tell he really cares about this girl, or just does not want to piss her off haha. She told him that she didn’t want anything but we all know that usually means to get at least a little something to show you care. I said since you’ve done flowers and the clique V-day gifts; send her an Edible Arrangements fruit bouquet. After all, I would highly appreciate some chocolate covered strawberries and such any day of the year.

So the question becomes, “How are the guys supposed to know if we truly want a gift on this day or that we really do not care?” Well guys, if you have been dating your girlfriend for more than 3-6 months, you should know how your girlfriend is. If they are like me and do not care, or if they are all for that lovey-dovey stuff, you should know.

The best thing a guy could do if they did not know whether their girlfriend or wife wanted a gift or not for February 14^th here is my advice:

Go ahead and save a little up to get a gift for her if you don’t want your relationship status on Facebook change to “single” on February 15^th.

Ice Day

I am sure that everyone is going to write about the snow days, or should I say ice days, we had because that was the best thing ever. I highly appreciated it because not only were the ice chunks pelting me in the face when I was outside for 30 seconds but on both Tuesday and Wednesday I had 3 classes each day, one of those being my 2.5 hour senior seminar. Needless to say I was jumping for joy.

I was also excited that I was not home in Chicago for this big snow storm because my dad usually wakes me up to join him for the festivities. He pretty much gets high off salting the sidewalk and snow blowing (the whole block). So that was a treat even though my mom sent me pictures of my back and front yard at 8am. So much for sleeping in on snow day number two.

So today since the icy rain was not trying to take my eyeballs out and I was clearly bored, I attempting to chip away at the ol' Chrysler Sebring. I broke all the prongs off my scraper and went through 2 pairs of Uggs and 4 pairs of gloves to keep warm. I also used one of the seven "de-ice" sprays my dad gave me and that didn't work. Then I finally got the bright idea to fill up buckets and such of hot water and dump it on my windows which resulted in cracking the ice. Then I looked like a mad man/an ice sculptor going to town on my car.

After I felt so accomplished cleaning off my car for a total of 2 hours i obliviously decided to take her for a spin to get a movie. Well my car decided to not move forward or backwards and now I'm stuck in ice crevasses.

What a boring snow day!! Haha but I hope everyone had slightly better snow days and stayed warm and safe...Now tomorrow I can't wait to face plant on my walk to classes because Eastern enjoys not salting but using sand. If my dad heard that he would be on his way to salt Charleston, Illinois as we speak.