Sunday, March 27, 2011

Bikini Contest

For the third year now, Charleston's local bar Styx or Panther Paw has a bikini contest with prizes. Most people would think of a contest where contestants just have to dress up in a bikini to show off what they got going underneath their clothes. Since I missed the actual contest the past two years I didn't know what it was actually about so I was considering signing up to win $850 and a trip for two to Vegas. 


I ended up chickening out because I didn't want people to look at me funny or feel like crap about myself. While I was witnessing this contest yesterday I was appalled. These five females clearly hammered, (I say that and not "girls" because there was a 40 year old in it who was possibly a stripper), were really shaking what their mama gave them. 


They had to dance around sexy, shake their butt and boobs and give lap dances to random people from the crowd. They also had to pour a cup of milk all over their bodies for some reason and one contestant asked me to put it in my mouth and spit it in hers. How ridiculous is that. I obviously said no chance. Another girl poured chocolate syrup all over her and the guy she was giving a lap dance to and licked it off of him. 


At this point I was thanking God for allowing me to maintain my morals and dignity. Obviously I know what strippers and prostitutes will do for money but these girls might as well have been strippers and they would have gotten more money. If i have a daughter I hope she will never participate in something of this nature in college. 

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